- A little something to lighten up the mood of the looming Repro exam -
Just mention this word and people will think “Singapore!!”
but its strange that even they being so kia su they don’t know…….
THIS:
MANY Singaporeans have been seeking help from doctors on how to have sexual intercourse, Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday.
Singapore Thomson Medical Centre (TMC) founder Dr Cheng Wei Chen said the hospital received several people every month, mostly university graduates, seeking their guidance on how to “do it”.
Its urology senior consultant Dr Lin Fa Cai said he once treated a woman who was married for 10 years and supposedly had sex more than 1,000 times, but was still a virgin.
Dr Lin said the husband, who had a doctorate degree, and his wife, who complained of being unable to conceive, sought help at the hospital.
“The couple told me they had sex about three times a week but when I examined the wife, her hymen was still intact.
“He had a doctorate degree but zero knowledge on sex,” he said.
Another doctor, who declined to be named, said a couple in their 30s sought help from Mount Elizabeth Hospital and Medical Centre for failing to conceive after seven years of marriage.
He said he found no problem with the couple but later discovered that the husband withdrew just before ejaculating.
even the kampung people know this..
ok ok.. you all might think i’m making this up.. but i’m not..
Source: The Star Online, http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/10/30/nation/19315645&sec=nation
no wonder birth rates are dropping 
just kidding
To M1/06: all the best for Repro.. may we keep up our standards and don’t let Thani doubt us any longer.. muahahha..
Every person on this Earth (at least the sane ones) have a place close to their heart which they call their sanctuary. A typical picture of a sanctuary radiates calmness, peace and serenity.
well, mine is totally opposite but it still serves its purpose. i go there when i’m stressed, sad, or just super free.
what i like best about it??
- unlimited hugs and kisses
- childish pleasures
today i went to the taska again and even though the visit made my schedule spin out of control but it was worth it.
i barely made it to the living room when i was greeted by the kids in a big group hug. isn’t that the best welcome anyone could every ask for??
and then i say Eugene. i was puzzled why his butt was flatter than it hit me.. he’s not wearing diapers anymore.. i’m so proud of him..
well, not everything was perfect.. there was a fair amount of accidents but at least the kid is trying.. haha.. and he’s so cute!!!!!!!
so what you all waiting for?? share the love!! haha..
exactly this time and this date (well according to my trusty watch) i was walking to LT1 to collect my endocrine results..
on the way there, Paul Kong’s voice was saying “Endo super easy lar, must get A k??” talk about good advise.. stress you know!!
so when i got the results i just open it (looking calm on the outside but inside was terrified..)
I GOT A!! which is special treat for me since i entered IMU..
happiness!!
then on the way to lecture, i saw the graph of Grade distrubution.. guess what?? 160/175 people got A!! and the balance got A-.. Good job M1/06.. congrats to all..
but on the other hand, my A no longer so special.. haha.. but the cool thing is my whole batch got A (inclusive of A-) whee!!
-+-+- hopefully the deans won’t be so kind to make the repro exam hard to return the graph to its usual bell shape.. haha -+-+-
whoa.. i just finished dinner and its barely down to my duodenum yet but my mouth is still craving for more Char Siew my mum cooked.. *resisting the urge to go steal my brothers share.. nyeh nyeh*
my mum’s first attempt at cooking this dish was fantabulous!! its so tender and juicy it feels like you’re eating fats while actually its 100% lean.. it just melts in your mouth.. mmmmm..
and the best part, its so easy i think i can cook it.. haha.. we’ll see.. you know what the wierd part is, i don’t even like char siew to begin with till i fell in love with KTB Char Siew..
why the name KTB?? haha.. family joke.. or not mum will not cook Char Siew for me d.. hehe..
i love you mommy.. muax!!
p/s char siew for tom as well?? hehe..
How many of you drivers out there drive with the hazard lights on during a heavy downpour??
come on.. be honest!!
Doing so is very dangerous to other drivers out there cos thanks to the heavy downpour, vision is compromised.. so the driver behind you won’t be able to tell if you’re stopping or not..
remember, hazard lights are meant to tell people if you’re in distress or need to make an emergency stop.. hazard light isn’t there to cause hazard to other motorists.. k?? 
so to all those who are travelling this holiday, drive carefully and have a safe trip!!
Been a crazy week with 2 rounds of golf.. one at range and one at course.. very enjoyable.. especially the part where i get to drive the buggy and hit the brakes when my passenger is least expecting it.. guess who?? haha.. *drum rolls* its JenLye.. muahahha..
but i guess, one look and all senior golfers know that i’m just a baby.. haha.. cos, me and my smartness resulted in me wearing beach pants to the range.. *sweat*..
but was loads smarter to the course wearing long sleeve and aunty hat so at least i didn’t get burnt..
haha.. well, many thanks to Jen for taking me.. and for tolerating all my “successful attempts” haha.. muax!!
TRIP TO APOLLO BAY..
things to bring
1. Fully loaded camera
2. Brain to store the memories
3. And heart to store the experience..
At Mariner’s Lookout
At Triplet Falls
Stunning view near Wait-A-While Rd.
The 12 Apostles
The Arc
London Bridge
Loch Arc Gorge
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Meteorites at Cranbourne
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View of volcano from airplane..
Well, the lack of words can simply be attributed to the fact that no amount of positive descriptions can possibly do justice to these photos and my obvious lazyness..
Hope you enjoyed it!!
hey all.. i’m back..
here are more photos of my memorable trip down under
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To “hear” what the photo is trying to say, put your cursor over it.. hehe..
to be continued…….
