Xan-di » Jokes http://xandie.undebug.org A handful of memories, a string of thoughts and a pinch of love.. Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:19:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Aih.. MEN!! http://xandie.undebug.org/jokes/aih-men/ http://xandie.undebug.org/jokes/aih-men/#comments Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:48:19 +0000 xan-di http://xandie.undebug.org/jokes/aih-men/ For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.Men are like….  

1. Men are like Laxatives … They irritate the crap out of you.

 

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials ….. You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn …. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms … You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Whee!! girls rule..


Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

]]> http://xandie.undebug.org/jokes/aih-men/feed/ 1 Just for Laughs =D http://xandie.undebug.org/jokes/just-for-laughs-d/ http://xandie.undebug.org/jokes/just-for-laughs-d/#comments Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:41:40 +0000 xan-di http://xandie.undebug.org/jokes/just-for-laughs-d/ Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,

 he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t

expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table

unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting,

fishing boozing and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you

give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.

Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there

will be sex here at seven o’clock every night, whether you’re here or

not.”

Haha.. thats what i call PADAM MUKA!!

I’m off to KKB tomorrow.. See ya’ll!!

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